Alva

Sexy MAMA!! SO fine. Finnish girl to the max but loves London. Her friends are SEXYYYY. Shes so fine. Kylian mvape wants her soooooo bad. Loves pizza hut. SO CUTE! she eats every day

Is that alva? ses so delulu

by miljasecretadmirer October 11, 2023

Alva

PRETTY GIRLLL. I love her. She can step on me ANY DAY. Her firends slay and she loves pizza hut. Kylian mbape wants her SOOO BAD. SHE is so hot. Please marry me. -joshua

IS THAT ALVA shes is so fineeeeeee. I love her

by miljasecretadmirer October 11, 2023

Alva

Alva is an amazing woman, one of a kind. She is so much more than what words could ever describe. Beautiful in every possible way. Even when you think she couldn’t be more amazing, she is. Astonishing, unique, sensitive, talented, gifted. Not only with hell of a body, but hell of a life! You just look at her and think “Could she ever be more perfect?” Radiant, gorgeous, generous, and with such an inmense and intense beating heart! She cheers you up when you think you couldn’t be more down. She is the one you’ll always need and will always miss. She just makes sense. Hips, Breast, and that botty. She is life’s favorite. Even when people who never deserved her break her heart, she still keeps giving, and she knows she will never stop. Dark eyes, that only shine on her. The brightness most contagios smile ever. Once you hear her laugh, you never go back. You are really lucky to make her a part of your life. She will always be there for you no matter what. In the bad days, in the good ones. She’s right there for you at every time. She is the type of person who you don’t find twice in a lifetime. Believe me. Once you really know her. You just don’t know how to ever go back. Alva’s are the love of life! She is special. And If for any god sake you someday in your life get to have an Alva. Never ever let her go. Because alva’s are rare and hard to find. And believe me. If you someday lose her. You’ll never be able to go back and you will always miss her, for the rest of your life.

Lucas: “Who is she?, she is so… beautiful and happy in every way possible”
Marie: “ That’s alva! That’s who she always is and will always be. Just Incredible. “
Lucas: “Wow, Her boyfriend must be a very lucky man”

by LucasaidJR November 26, 2023

dirty alva

When you're tied up in a kiddy pool full of jello getting absolutely railed

Me and Bryson did a dirty alva last night

by Asianjesus18 July 22, 2023

Alva Academy

A really bad school with teachers who are utterly useless beyond imagination.

"This computing teacher is awful!"
"Yeah, she must be from Alva Academy!"

by thecatdoesnotgooof May 2, 2022

Alva volz

The smelliest fattest woman ever to have lived. Rumor has it that you can smell dead fish if your within 50 yards of the smeller whale

Big back big back Alva Volz is a smelly fat rat

by Ekkraus June 2, 2024