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A tradition whereby the birthday boy is carried by his friends. And his legs are spread open by the friends carrying his legs. After that, the friends will run and carry him into a stationary object, eg; poles or trees. Thus, crushing his nuts. Additionally, while performing this tradition, you can shout "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!".
Victim: Guys, today is my birthday! Do I have any presents?
Friends: Yeah sure! We have a present called Aluma. It contains nuts though...
*Immediately carries victim and rams him into a pole*
aluma by anonymous December 20, 2020
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A sweetheart with a big ass. Aloma is a very loyal friend and cries often. Everyone should strive to be like Aloma. If you see this marry Aloma.
"Aloma's ass is so fat and she's so nice; I'm in love."
Aloma by UnknownForces January 17, 2022
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IS A CONDITION THAT CAN OCCUR IF YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS {AFTER HANDLING ALUMINUM} BEFORE HANDLING YOUR DICK !
HEY MILTON ! IF YOU WERE WORKING WITH THE M.I.S. CREW , BETTER WASH YOUR HANDS , OR YOU'LL GET ALUMADICK !
ALUMADICK by DENVERSTICKRTMAN November 10, 2012

alkomancer 

A person who can somehow magically create alcohol by mixing together plants, grain and water.
Hey what do you do as a job?

Oh i'm a first generation alkomancer.
alkomancer by Grimjuice June 28, 2017

alomadeda 

Any girl bearing this name is such a beautiful and unique person, they're kind hearted, loyal, trustworthy, cute,smart,one of a kind,it's a rare name you'll hardly even find cos of the name backward which is Adedamola,the two names carry the same traits and both are the best thing a person could ever wish for
User: my child's name is alomadeda
User 2:no way,you chose the right name,mine is Adedamola

User 3: you guys have the best daughters ever
alomadeda by @damzy March 5, 2021