low-altitude cruise mammal

strapping an explosive device to a moderately sized mammal (preferably a llama) and dropping it out of an aircraft no higher than 30000ft
dont mess with me or ill launch my low-altitude cruise mammal at you

i have a low-altitude cruise mammal on my plane

i wish i had a low-altitude cruise mammal
by otteb_hershelski April 20, 2011
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high-altitude highlights

When you go from a place relatively close to sea level to a place of higher altitude, your:

1. Hair will get a lighter shade (pubic included).

2. Have a few key moments that stand out as particularly AWESOME. (aka rad, bodacious, cat's meow, or ColoRADo)
"I came home from Colorado and my hair is way lighter, my skin is more tan, I can run a 4 minute mile, and drink 15 beers an hour!"

"Hiking out to (X) spot to hit those freshie stashes, eating ice cream, and getting high-altitude drunk and blacking out that night were my high-altitude highlights!"
by Lets Winter March 30, 2013
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Maximum Altitude

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.
"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."
by The Guru of Ganja November 02, 2013
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cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.
College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child
by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020
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Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude
“Guy 2: Same bro!”
by Denzel Curry July 24, 2022
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