Alpine Fever

When a Black and/or African-American female is primarily attracted to White men.

Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"

by Eighty Three June 17, 2011

Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006

Alpine Peaks

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, she then passes the ejaculate to him in a kiss, and he blows the white frothy liquid over her breasts making them look like snowy peaks.

After receiving a blow job, then snowballing with his girlfriend the man blows the cum on her chest giving her Alpine Peaks.

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.

by NeophyteMaster March 25, 2009

alpine nigger

Someone of Alpine (Bosnian, Croatian, Slovenian, Serbian, Montenegrin, Austrian, Liechtensteinian, Italian, Swiss or French) descent or someone who lives near the Alpine mountain range. This word is usually used in a racist way.

Jack: James sometimes behaves like an immature Alpine nigger who pretends Swiss chocolate is better than Belgian chocolate
Larry: I know right. He is so obsessed with his nationality.

by datfatyoshi234 February 25, 2018

Alpine Style

When taking a women to a mountain peak after a fresh snow storm and bending her over and making her screams echo in the mountain range

Man Azure and I did alpine style last week

by Bigdaddypimpin6669 October 11, 2018

alpine slide

this is where you shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, and then use the frozen feces to penetrate a woman's vagina

That girl was so nasty, I decided to give her the alpine slide

by lnglostsurfer June 25, 2007