Alphabet Freak

any of the sexual degenerates or mentally-ll individuals identifying with or affiliating themselves with the LGBTQIA+ community. there are many different types. among them are males desiring males, boys wanting to be girls, girls wanting to be boys etc.

Johnny: "you hear Billy just came out of the closet? he's been a closet-case pole smoking homo his entire life! i saw him flying the rainbow flag. he wants me to go to one of those LGBTQIA+ rallies with him in Boston next weekend.
Chris: "i knew it. i remember his grabbing my hog a few times. what do you mean LGBTQIA+? don't give those degernates any credence. they're alphabet freaks, if you're gonna call them anything!"

by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023

Alpha Hoe

In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community whom the others follow. In Homo sapiens the Alpha Hoe prides themselves on their ability to Attract and wrangle the "Cock". If dick hunting was economics their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Hoe Pack is envitbly diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a alpha hoe at the top, competiters for Alpha Hoe in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling alpha and take her place.

1) Two college roommates vying for "Alpha Hoe" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA in a futile attempt to show off there cock courting superiority and in the process discourage other hoes.
2) a) the chick every guy wants to get. b) The chick most guys know they can get with. c) The poster child for planed parenthood

by Eric MC5th September 24, 2009

alpha kenny one

some thing you trick your friend to say
say it 10 times fast and sounds like "i'll fuck any one" go on, try it=)

hey bob, say alpha kenny one 10 times fast loud to that group of people over there

by Lilic December 27, 2008

alpha-faggot

Brace yourself. Alpha-faggot is a relationship type refers to a consensual subculture/fetish in which a a dominant male (the alpha) treats a submissive male (the faggot) in a manner purposefully designed by both parties to denigrate the "faggot" and exalt the "alpha." It draws on a notion of male hierarchy similar to patriarchal views--that there are some men who are inherently superior as a matter of biology (similar to the view that men are inherently, biologically superior to women). This means that "alphas" come out on top of the hierarchy with "faggots" as little more than objects to be used. Often it diverts the stigma that attaches to masculine tops who get paid by wealthy bottoms to have sex with those bottoms. For example, instead of applying a social stigma to the "gay for pay" top, the alpha-faggot fetish would exalt the alpha's ability to exploit thirsty "cash faggots."

Alpha: "Worthless pussyboy cash faggots like you were made to get slapped, spit on, fucked in your pussies, deepthroated, and forced to drink alpha piss by alphas like me."

Faggot: "I was born inferior--destined to be locked in an alpha-faggot relationship in which my alpha uses me in whatever way pleases him."

by db4264 August 8, 2017

alphabet boys

a slang term for federal government law enforcement agencies such as the FBI, ATF, and IRS.

yo dog, i'm so smooth even those alphabet boys can't stop a nigga!

by vespa62GS August 13, 2005

screaming alpha

Navy slang for a person engulfed in flames, usually running around screaming; so termed because burning people fit into the category of class-A/class-Alpha fires (those involving solid, organic combustibles and which leave ashes).

"If you watch that news film of the Hindenburg crash, you can see a bunch of screaming alphas come running out of the wreckage."

by Dr. Twisted August 30, 2004

Generation Alpha

According to social researcher Mark McCrindle in his book 'The ABC of XYZ: Understanding the Global Generations' (www.mccrindle.com.au), this is what we can expect the next generation to be called. Given the fact that the generational span has contracted significantly from 20-25 years to 15 years, he also predicts that the next generation is due to begin in 2010.
So, why 'Alpha'? With generational analysis having moved from a stage of foundation to consolidation, a more predictable labelling system is being formed. There being consensus on the alphabetised theme of Generations X, Y and Z, it is most likely that the next generation will be Generation Alpha (the first letter of the Greek alphabet). This nomenclature of moving to the Greek alphabet after exhausting the Latin one (A, B, C, D etc), has a long history with meteorologists. In fact, scientists of all disciplines use the Greek alphabet as a labelling sequence and so it looks likely that the sociologists will follow this trend with the generations too.

"Do you know they are saying the next generation will be called Generation Alpha?"

by Wolfwoman September 13, 2009