pinch a loaf

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

by bingobastard March 28, 2009

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

Alafia

The name is originally from Nigeria which means “Peace” . He also is a out going intellectual brotha with positive vibes

It’s great to have Alafia in your life

by Smartguy5555555 April 22, 2019

Pinch-A-Loaf

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.

Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?

by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010

altaf

Altaf means innocent. A guy that one would love to talk to. Gurlz love to talk to him. He can impress anyone in seconds. These are just few qualities that he has.

Omg i would love to be around Altaf..

by Aanya January 14, 2008

Air Alsafar

The most shitty roblox airline. Known for how much drama it causes and getting in a rigged awards events, ARAA.

I hate Air Alsafar because its Air Alsafar!

by intensit_y October 15, 2020

alofaf

ALOFAF is an acronym meaning Always Looking-Out For A Friend.

Corey (male): Hey bud, I put the toilet seat up when I took a pee and forgot to put it back down. I know you like to sit down when you pee. Just a heads up.

Kyle H. (male): Good looking out, man! I know it's quirky but ever since I spent that summer in jail I can't pee without sitting down.

Corey (male): ALOFAF, bro!

by CarpetShaver8 July 24, 2017