allister

best person in the world better than ewan

ewan is a spaz allister is great

by bobs4445634 May 16, 2018

Allister

Literally poggers male. Very alpha and massive cock.

Wow, Allister has a big cock, unlike dowker.

by very pog May 4, 2021

Aleister

A Gaelic name meaning "The Master of Sex" given only to the most masculine of men. By law, a child may only be named Aleister if his penis exceeds 1/2 a foot at the time of birth. As a verb, "to Aleister" means "to fuck the shit out of" or "to effortlessly cause multiple orgasms in women. If a man named Aleister sleeps with a virgin, she instantly turns into a nymphomaniac whore. The name Aleister has been derived into the English word A-Lister.

"Aleister sure lived up to his name last night, he made me cum four times"

"That damn neighbour boy Aleister'd my daughter... she was a virgin, now she gets passed around like the town doobie.

by mlap1019 August 12, 2012

Aleister Crowley

An early 20th century occultist, poet, mountaineer, and recreational drug user. He created a spiritual belief system known as 'Thelema', Greek word for will. He is one strange motha fucka, but isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. He titled himself as 'the beast 666'. And is well know for his sex magick, and other magickal practices/works.

Aleister Crowley made some ravioli's

by Goatman777 December 26, 2018

Alester

An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.

Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"

Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"

by noemiebutyouresayingitwrong March 12, 2020

Alister

A girl who won’t stop having kids in Ft calls (Seth)

Person 1: I’m prego again from the ft call
Person2: Don’t become Alister

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

word-alliteration

Term that describes a situation where you unkowingly trap yourself in a sentence where your only option is to say the same word that you aready said earlier in the sentence, making you sound like a goddamn moron.

Grandparent: "So what do you study these days?"
Middle Eastern Studies Major: "Well, I study... Middle Eastern Studies"
Grandma: "Nice word-alliteration, jackass."

by pornomancer July 30, 2010