Balkan wheel alignment

A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.

Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.

by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025

Aligned Mortgage

The best mortgage company for Veterans!

"We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."

"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."

by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021

Alignment

How well she aligns with your values has no relationship to how good of a candidate she actually is. Trump is currently ahead. The zealots have been emboldened by the assassination attempt. And their strategy is just to run a parallel campaign where they point backwards at you and bloviated about how fucking stupid you are.

Hym "Her alignment with your values has no relationship to whether or not she's capable of winning. And nobody give a shit about how virtuous your goals are. You are only the good guy to you."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Religiously aligned sexual preference

Aka. R.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who practice same religion as them

Janice is a devout Catholic and she is only sexually attracted to people who also actively practice Catholicism. She has a religiously aligned sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 5, 2021

Politically aligned sexual preference

aka. P.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people of the same political identity as they are

Joana is a Democrat who has a politically aligned sexual preference; meaning she is only sexually attracted to people who also identify as being democrats.

by Vanguard 1998 April 3, 2021

False Alignment

To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.

"I pulled a false alignment so I could check out the hottie in the convertible."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

5Point Nation Crips (5PN) — Detroit-Based Crip-Aligned Alliance

The 5Point Nation Crips (5PN) — Detroit-based Crip-aligned alliance, also called ScoreGang (SCRG), 5Points Crips, 5Pointer Crips, 5Points Gangster Crips, or Hyena Crips (83GC) — are a coalition of loosely connected Crip-identified street cliques in Detroit’s Five Points neighborhood (ZIP 48219) and surrounding northwest corridors. Formed around 2015–2016 from overlapping youth graffiti crews like Bloc Side Soldiers (B.S.S.) and North Side Soldiers (N.S.S.), the alliance operates as semi-independent subsets, including ScoreGang, ETGC, 19000 Blocc, 24000 Blocc, Tiny Lok Krew (TLK), and Baby Hyenas Gang.

Members share visual identifiers such as navy or royal blue bandanas, hand signs referencing “trays/treys” (3X/Movin Gang), and graffiti tags like 83GC, ETGC, 24700, 20-14, and 6-16-3. They are reported to engage in graffiti tagging, street disputes, auto thefts, small-scale narcotics, strong-arm robberies, and local intimidation.

5PN reflects hyper-local Detroit street culture and graffiti scene rather than a centralized gang. Despite West Coast Crip symbolism, there are no verified ties to Los Angeles gangs or national Crip organizations. The alliance is a Detroit-born multi-clique network maintaining a shared Five Points identity, rooted in territorial presence, cultural output, and community recognition. They are documented through 2019-2025 stock photos, YouTube mini-docs, detroitstreetgangs.com, social media, news media, law enforcement, and other sources.

The 5Point Nation Crips (5PN) — Detroit-Based Crip-Aligned Alliance. 5PN is street alliance of neighborhood cliques with a shared Five Points (48219) identity, known for graffiti, street disputes, and local influence, but with no verified ties to LA Crips or national networks.

by RealTalkOnlyFool December 9, 2025