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alaskan angry bull

Alaskan angry bull:

the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.

eight full seconds count as a qualified ride.

variant form of alaskan dragon
hey dude i just pullef an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night

really? did you qualify?

you know i did!

Ayyy!

*high five*
by _N8 June 22, 2016
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alaskin soaring eagle

when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy
"Jennie why you so soar"? "oh me and greg tried the alaskin soaring eagle last night"
by Urbanbuddha August 2, 2012
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alastor

Alastor is a charming boy who is really a sweetheart inside. He'd beat up anyone for the people he loves even if he'll come off mean at first
Josh: Is that a fight between Alastor and James?!
Derek: He probably insulted, hit or hit on his girlfriend again.
by NachoCheeseBaby August 20, 2017
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alaskin fire dragon

The alaskin fire dragon includes, when a man Diarreahs in a girls mouth, duct tapes it shut, then tickles her until it comes out her nose.
Evany insisted that we do the alaskin fire dragon last night, there was shit every where, i even got some in my eye.
by Golfwater September 19, 2021
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alaskan flu

Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.
"Do you have any weird fetishes?"
"Yeah, I love the alaskan flu."
"Das Nasty Mane"
by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013
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Alaskan Yev

The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.
Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
by Maxie<3Yev June 9, 2013
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Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
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