albuterol

Thing to get high on but disguised as medicine for asthmatics...

Dude, hook me up with some albuterol!!!

by None June 18, 2005

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 12, 2002

Acutely Ugly

One who is so ugly that it's almost painful to look at them. This condition can be short in duration or can become chronic if the condition goes untreated.

Common treatment is often an extreme makeover or acute intoxication by those beholding the sufferer.

"I just ran into Ann in the hallway and, sheesh, she sure is acutely ugly!"

by duncdog March 29, 2010

Acute love fever

The feeling in March where love is springing everywhere. Because it is not yet the season of mating, spring, it is usually a short lived love. However often this faux fever gives a need to be loved after a cold long winter so many fall into this out of desperation

Lilea Saix's (whose name has been changed)has for the first time started to date. The fast moving, and constant need for contact points to Acute Love Fever often occuring in teens during the early months of spring. Also another girl, Sandie H. Nahn (whose name has also been changed) has recently gotten together with an old friend.

by Pseudopiedpiper March 4, 2009

Acute Disese

A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.

One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

alute

an all around good person. Smart, nice, funny, a bit smelly, but other than that great.

My doggy is very alute.

by Cassandra King April 9, 2007

[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.

Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...

by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013