archeology

The study of whether or not there is a past; and if so what constitutes the past.

Also called phenomenology (self-annihilationism), extinctionism, and artifactualism.

Incorrectly called "annihilationism." (Annihilationism points in time forward.)

Archeology attempts to determine whether there was a past by differentiating artifacts from chimeras.

Historical phonology schematized by Saussure proffers that sound is the only artifact energizing (emergentizing) from quintions (sound-symbols).

archeology by tomorrowtomorrow January 18, 2019

Conversational Archeology 

Refers to the act of tracing the origins of a long and rambling, possibly stoned conversation. The act of re-tracing generally occurs when there are three or more individuals in the conversation - and the rambling arrives at an obscure and perhaps unnatural topic.

How did we get talking about the janitor smearing shit on the wall in the boys bathroom? Let's do the conversational archeology here.

Conversational Archeology by Cameroon66 December 9, 2008

Archaeologist 

Most commonly found scraping dirt off dinosaur bones, archaeologists are the Girl Guides of social science. Can always be relied upon to carry obscure equipment, which makes them useful in everyday situations and absolutely essential in case of attack by the undead.

Social Anthropologist: "If only I could somehow get level with those runes lining the walls of the pit I could translate them!"
Token Archaeologist: "I have some rope and a harness in my bag."

Person in Street: "I'm having a heart attack!"
Passing Archaeologist: "Here, take my spare defibrillator."

Archaeologist by Chuckney July 16, 2009

archeology

the scientific study of historic or prehistoric peoples and their cultures by analysis of their artifacts, inscriptions, monuments, and other such remains, especially those that have been excavated.

Archeology is hot. JUST LIKE ANDREW!

archeology by AndrewThePerson August 3, 2016

archaeologist 

A Scientist who digs up fossils and studies them

ummmm...sorry cant think of one.... Ross Geller?

archaeologist by Rogan (17) November 9, 2004

Archaeology

The study of dinosaurs and plates.

Tina studies archaeology.

Archaeology by GFreak March 28, 2011

Email archaeology

Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.

- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.

- Put your mind in order first.

Email archaeology by bugpower January 6, 2020