Akward Cthulu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.

by Chase Bond April 3, 2009

akwardnessishityocity

A sheer amount of akwardness that amounts to a large amount of what might or might not be a situation in which a position of a certain magnitude might have arisen with the effect that the people in said situation are so thoroughly immersed in what could be classified as that thing with

The sheer amount of akwardnessishityocity was so overwhelming I pooed a little.

by dethfan May 20, 2009

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

aksajf

Hot sexy man who is amazing at everything and has a foot long cock

Hey Aksajf is pretty hot

by Aksajf October 12, 2020

Akwaji

Akwaji is a name for a female African Nigerian.

The name stands for greatness, intelligence and Great with people.

Akwaji is a social girl

by Cia Pius November 4, 2022

akwamfon

Is a girl, strong, committed, helpful, loving, caring and understanding.she may have some bad habits and termed shy but she isnt on the inside

Akwamfon should not be taken for granted

by Stormie june June 2, 2020

Akwande

Very creative and has gifted hands. She is shy at first and very guarded until she warms up. Love love. Very funny and an introvert.
Because she's very creative with great taste her future is one to look out for.

Akwande means to increase in isiZulu.

by WithGod November 22, 2021