mind-aker

mind-ak•er / mīnd-āker / noun
a person, place, or thing so awesome it makes your mind ache just thinking about it.

Check out this sweet pocket knife...it's a mind-aker!

by Mind-Aker July 28, 2022

Akers Bin

Imaginary pen - usually at one end of the table - where any particularly far or unattractive women are sent to be seduced by any bloke in the group who is partial to going hogging or is just horrendously drunk.

"So mate your bird's friends on facebook are utter warpigs. They're not coming are they?"

"They are mate, but it's OK, we'll just chuck them in the Akers bin"

by urban_dingo August 7, 2012

akers

a synonym for ‘sick’

man that flip was so akers

by gracegiffy February 20, 2021

miss aker

shes a fucking weirdo. she like to have large black jizz in her face everyday.

she wants a miss aker.

by jimbobbillyjean December 6, 2011