Akera

Akera's are sweet and loving girl who would just about do anything for their friends, family and hubby/boyfriend.

She is popular and is sometimes a dumbass.

She would put others pain on himself to make them feel happy even if he had a bad day.

Which isnt fair.

If you know an Akera, pamper her every now and then because he deserves it.

Boys envy her hubby/Boyfriend.

And girls sometimes wish they were her.

Boy names beginning with C, J and G usually fall for her.

She is hard to stay mad at and usually makes you laugh alot.
She is sometimes bitchy

Everyone loves and wants to a be a Akera

by kissable_ November 29, 2011

sexual aversion

The feeling of disgust, fear or lack of desire towards sex. Usually interconnected with asexuality

Joey: Dude, how can you not want sex?
Caleb: It's called sexual aversion, I have no desire to have sex and it disgusts me.

by Sarcastic_Asexual May 15, 2016

noise aversion

A condition afflicting people who are sensitive to sound. People who suffer from noise aversion become very uncomfortable, physically and/or mentally, when in the vicinity of noise which may be tolerable to the vast majority of others.

"Steve doesn't like going to bars or clubs because he suffers from noise aversion."

by homegrown1999 June 24, 2009

Sex-aversary

The anniversary of the first time you and your partner had sex.

"Oh babe happy sex-aversary"

by LuvernotFiter May 20, 2010

askers

they're extinct

WHERE ARE THE ASKERS

by sagehillxx February 8, 2021

Mikael Åkerfeldt

The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.

Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.

Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!

Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man: *Dies violent death*

by DemonOfTheFall27 December 26, 2008

Akerna

Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.

Stacy got her taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.

Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.

by The_Mark July 10, 2019