Asset

Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job.

After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.

The chief told the newspaper that Kathy is a valued asset to the department. What a bunch of bullshit, the stupid twat finds a new way to fuck up at every fire.

by IsThisNameBeingUsed August 27, 2010

Assetto Corsa

A respectable racing simulation game created by the company Kunos Simulazioni, released on December 19th of the year 2014. The game has 178 different vehicles to choose from (a good chunk of them are paid DLC) and it is possible to mod the game to add more, though a lot of mods are of poor quality from personal experience. The game has 19 reasonably detailed tracks with no default rainy or snowy weather conditions or day/night cycle, so one may prefer another simulation for this reason. Again, it is possible to mod the game to add more tracks.

As for realism, Assetto Corsa is reasonably accurate; most of the people that pick on it for ridiculous understeer have no idea what they're doing and can't enter a corner to save their god damn life (or don't know how to set up their car correctly. Like, seriously guys; default setups in any game usually favor understeer. This is common knowledge. Change your setup if you want more oversteer, damnit!). The game also has quite good graphics for its time, and you should be fine running it on medium to high settings with an RX 560 or better. The sound design is tolerable, perhaps a little mediocre.

Me, to a friend: Hey, have you heard of this game called Assetto Corsa? You might like it, I know you're into sim-racing.
Friend: Oh, thanks! I've heard of it but never tried it. I think I'll install it today.

by Abyss the Hybrid January 13, 2021

assetious

adj. - having the characteristics of an asset; to be of some value.

Though Tommy was annoying, he had certain connections, making him an assetious member of the group.

by dreamerdiver January 14, 2015

Assette

Assette is a person who hates being referred to as ass-ette, a person who is awesomely weird and is one of a kind, is quite short and funny.... She is also a massive weeaboo

Guy 1: wow that chick is such an assette.

Guy 2: woah dude that's mean, she's more of a goddess

by Pags1243 August 20, 2016

assetuary

In relation to an asset or of assets in general.

The landlord made an assetuary gain when they reclaimed the forgotten sofa.

by julijuif November 19, 2022

asset

Having a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. This definition is derived from splitting apart the word "asset" to get "ass" and "set".

Dave: "Your sister has nice assets!"
Tim: "Yeah she's going to have back problems one day."
Dave: "And when she falls on her ass, she just bounces back up!"
Tim: "Easy now..."

by M-Sizzle Brindizzle December 29, 2008

Aissatou

aissatou is a very sweet girl who may seem naughty and ungrateful but once you get to know her inside she is such a loving girl. she makes sure everyone belongs and makes sure they don't feel left out she's an open girl who makes herself heard a lot. she loves herself and dares many things she is a bit shy but if you know her personally she is a very crazy person. she is very cold in daily life with everyone but not with her friends she loves her family and her friends very much. she is full of surprise you should definitely have her as a friend because she makes your life a lot more fun with everything

You need a aissatou asap

by Yktv_vv November 21, 2021