Smart asf, hard working, is always ready to fight. He won’t hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. He says he’s loyal but will lowkey tank shit behind your back, but it is all out of love.
by Cammyboi November 26, 2018
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A very cute guy who short but is nice and mean and will stay loyal to women and will not cheat. He is smart and very sports like. Loves to joke and play but when it comes to family and friends he's serious. Girls this is your best life choice
by Litboii236 July 16, 2017
Get the Alton mug.Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.
"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
by Tona man derp a doo August 18, 2011
Get the Altona, NY mug.A small town in Illinois a pissing distance away from St. louis. Its made up of a bunch of wannabe black people who are now getting there asses kicked by real black people that are moving in from Alton. there are the occasional skater/biker kids around but no-one pays attention to them so they turned emo. We do have a school team called the "OILERS"...oiler colors are moroon and gold(gay) but at least there not Red and Blue....our sports teams think there all bad ass but in reallity the only team we beat is the shells, but thats not saying much. The one fun thing East Alton people do is go to wal-mart and walk around trying to find people they know then on the way home buy a humdinger and hitting some poor defensless person on the side of the road with it probably giving them a concussion, but who gives a fuck we're from East Alton!
Guy 1) Hey do you wanna hang out in east alton today?....
Guy 2) What the fuck are you on??? Wood River is llike 3 seconds away dumb ass!!!
Guy 1) oh ya.............
Guy 2) What the fuck are you on??? Wood River is llike 3 seconds away dumb ass!!!
Guy 1) oh ya.............
by S. Daveys June 1, 2009
Get the East Alton mug.Alton is a disgusting creature of a guy and doesn't have any friends. He is always lonely and dates his hands because they are the only things that can pleasure him. If he were to ever get a friend, he is always the shortest one. He his a dick to almost everybody around him and is delusional. If he is white, he is even more pale than the white wall, if black, he is darker than the tv screen turned off. He has a small dick and is very hideous.
by ThenPerish February 21, 2020
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by Editor Britney November 24, 2021
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