ahmednur

An ahmednur is always down to help you out and is always down for you know what.
Other than that they are funny and great in bed and also pack heavy downstairs

Helen: Wow is that ahmednur?
Erin: of course it is look how big his dick print is.

by StayWokeSis October 4, 2019

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."

by snacky95 December 14, 2015

ahmetcan

ahmetcan (also called jana) is a weird boy. it is not normal to know an ahmetcan, so if you do you are lucky. every ahmetcan is good at making food. jana is a cool guy ;)

omg ahmetcan is so cool

by hei92618 February 1, 2021

ahmet

ahmet is a very reserved, shy boy but once you get to know him, he's very loyal and will love you unconditionally. he is also a very good friend. he will never hurt you, at least intentionally. ahmet will respect you with all he has. he will always be willing to be there for you when you need him. ahmet has pretty eyes and curly hair. he has a very cute, baby-ish face although he can be manly sometimes. you should treat ahmet with utmost care as he is sensitive aswell. love him as much as he loves you.

girl: yo look its ahmet
girl 2: omg look how cute he is :(
girl: i know right
girl 2: god i wish i was his friend. he would be really nice to hang around.

by cyanpont November 23, 2019

Aherm

The awkward moment after a joke when nobody laughs

Say it like Aheeee

A 'That smells'
B 'like your mum'
(awkward pause)

A 'AHERMMMM'

by JustBanter February 28, 2012

Ahmet

Ahmet is a person who always has to deal with stupid people, which aren't abelo to pronounce his name the right way.
He also is a good football player and his coach used to tell him to act in a circus doing a skill show.
Ahmet is the proud boss of a dangerous biker-crew called 'Hells Angels'.

'Ahmet's a breathtaken freestyler.'

by kurdischerZiegenhirte January 4, 2017