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Puerto Rican Aftershock

The Puerto Rican Aftershock is a sexual move discovered by Columbus during his voyage to the beautiful island.

Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.

The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
After a night of dancing Doug took Rebecca to their hotel room in El Condado and performed the Puerto Rican aftershock.
by Ranger of Three Finger Park February 1, 2010
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Aftershock

Horrible, disgusting spirit favoured by neds, chavs and other assorted morons. It does get you very, very drunk very, very quickly, but it is disgusting and horrible. Comes in volcano red, urine green and swimming-pool blue flavours.
Haw man, ah wis munted on Aftershock last night man
by md25 April 28, 2004
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aftershock

An embarrassing phenomenon occurring mostly in males, in which an amount of urine escapes immediately following the return of the penis to the pants after urination.
"Sorry I'm standing with my back towards you. I just got out of the bathroom, and the size of my aftershock is very noticeable."
by CAftershock February 2, 2009
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aftershock

That moment after you Jack off that you realize you have nothing to clean up with
The aftershock was terrible when Devin jerked off in the dentists office
by deeppenetrator36 April 4, 2015
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The Aftershock

When your hitting a girl from behind and and her booty keeps jiggling after you're done.
Bro I was smashin ol girl and her booty had The Aftershock and kept on jiggin ohhhh weeee!!!
by G-rock May 9, 2014
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Aftershock

The pain you get after a nutshot. This will happen in the stomach area or lower.
Boy who just got hit in the nuts: OMG here comes the aftershock
Everyone Else: hahahahahah!
by Mr.Bill with Phil May 22, 2009
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Aftershock Boner

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.
After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.
by JackTen October 3, 2019
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