afterburner

1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.

2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.

Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!

by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 10, 2008

afterbang

When you ride it out like a thug

Shane McConkey always afterbanged

by todd wallnutz October 29, 2009

Afterbation Disgust

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.

i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust

by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

Afterburn

The fiery sensation you feel on your anus after taking a potent shit; usually occurs after eating some sort of exotic food.

Deezam son, this afterburn is killing me. I shouldn't have eaten those burritos.

by the $cuN>| December 24, 2008

Afterbirth

n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.

Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.

See also: chunky beef stew

Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.

by Quinn Mallory January 13, 2006

Afghani Afterbirth

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.

Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.

by tpatora October 12, 2009

Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.

"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"

by EmperorSack May 16, 2009