Afrophile

an afrophile is one who assaults - in a sexual manner - one's afro.

Dude, did you see that dude's afro?

Yeah man, why?

I wanna do some nasty things to it.

Dude, I think you're an afrophile.

Afrophile by yolobeach March 22, 2020

Autophilia 

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

Autophilia by Valkaris May 4, 2010

appophiliac

A person that is obsessed with buying applications for any Apple product.

I bought 20 apps today. I think I'm an appophiliac.

appophiliac by lbarkley April 16, 2011

aphrophiliac 

some one who had a straight shot to the vaginial area with a bow and arrow and secreted mass amounts of an aqueous solution

Did you see how much au jus just came out of that aphrophiliac's vagina?

aphrophiliac by Torin February 26, 2008

androphilia 

Being attracted to people who look androgynous. Not necessarily bisexual, homosexual, or pansexual. Androphilia is not affected by gender, as long as they look androgynous.

Man 1: Man, I would make out with Cloud all day long.

Man 2: Whoa, dude, I didn't know you were gay.

Man 1: I'm not. I just love that androgynous look.

Man 2: So that's why your girlfriend looks like a guy.

Man 1: Yeah, I have serious androphilia.

androphilia by Starsound February 11, 2013

South Afriphilia 

An annoying obsession with all things to do with south african culture

Hey bro,she cant stop talking about his accent its driving me crazy,shes totally suffering from South Afriphilia.

South Afriphilia by Annoyed2155 November 17, 2013

afrophobia 

A phobic attitude toward people of Sub-Saharan African, or otherwise black origin, their culture or ideas. It is often associated with fear of domination or "racial" or cultural "pollution". Afrophobia is primarily a racial and, to a somewhat lesser extent, cultural phenomenon, lacking a strong religious dimension.

Will America ever lose its afrophobia?
I did not know you were so afrophobic, Bill.

afrophobia by Bendera Ya Taifa January 29, 2017