A person who pretends to like or be a fan/supporter of something. The pretending needs to be obvious to others in order for the term to apply.
A person commenting to a friend about someone's obvious false affection for a band: "I am SO into Coldplay". The person making the claim would be an affictionato.
by vesuvian September 13, 2009
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Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them
Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them
Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011
Get the Affectionate Twat mug.This page is legendary! I hate when people say she is irrelevant bc it’s obvious she’s not! I’ll fight someone for her🤛🏻🤛🏻 And she has the best tea out there☕️ I wish I could meet her one day!!
by Alissaavery November 7, 2018
Get the Affectionate.seavey mug.A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.
Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019
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by cheoud August 4, 2022
Get the Affectionate Sex mug.An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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