anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

by gayferMcqueer January 2, 2014

aromatic terrorist

When somebody has an aroma about their body that dwarfs BO. A smell of almost biblical proportions that can only be achieved by months of not washing or wiping after taking bad ass shits. Usually associated with fat people on the bus.

Dude that woman is an aromatic terrorist. I can taste her BO.

by nandotorres9 January 27, 2011

aerobic commuter

One who applies the basic principles of aerobic commuting and thus enjoys his or her commute.

My daily commute has become my favorite time of the day since I read "The Aerobic Commuter".

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 8, 2010

Aerobic

So out of breath that you wish you were dead.

June: Nice aerobic workout.
Sheila: I wish I was dead.

by ICU2Marathon December 2, 2015

The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.

Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.

by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018

aerobic nervosa

being obsessed with exercise; being nervously anxious to exercise all the time.

That girl who works out five times a day must have aerobic nervosa.

by PoetryWithoutANet May 10, 2009

aeronautical intercourse

Flying fuck

Go take a aeronautical intercourse somewhere

by Peter long prone April 16, 2016