baby adult

An 18-20 year old human.

Mom: "Happy Birthday, son! You're 18 years old today, wow!"
Son: "Thanks, Mom. Yup, I'm an ADULT now! Legally I can do whatever I want and you can't ground me."
Mom: laughs "Adult? You're a BABY adult."

by Princess Butterfly June 26, 2017

Address Adultress

When your spouse claims to not be having an affair. However, a wedding invitation is delivered to your home addressed to your spouse and some other random person's name on it. Not my name, but my address! What the hell?

My spouse is an Address Adultress as a wedding invitation was delivered to our home. My spouse's name was on it and some random person's name too. Not my name Buddy?

by suzgirl April 10, 2019

sudden adult death syndrome

Deaths as complication of the covid-19 injection, without publicly admitting the injection are related.

After vaccinating the majority of our population against covid-19, all cause mortality went up significantly. The doctors concluded it's sudden adult death syndrome.

by Ik ben goed June 5, 2022

I'm the Adult

A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)

Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!

by PablosDrugs March 25, 2020

Adult Swim

Place were great cartoons like The Family Guy and Futurama and much anime hands out. Fun to watch, if you like cartoons but don't want lots of little kiddie crap on these days.

Futurama and The Family Guy made nothing on FOX, but on ADULT SWIM they're making more money than ever.

by Trogdor the Burninator November 2, 2003

adult

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

Adulthood

When you start not being able to do fun things because you gotta go to work all day, every day

My friend: "wanna go to the bar and get wasted?"

Me: "sorry buddy gotta go to work tomorrow and don't wanna be hungover"
My friend: "are you trying out this lame thing called adulthood?"

by itsthislady December 26, 2016