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Anonymous mocks blacks, as its own tiny penis makes it feel inadequate.
Anonymous gay bashes, for inside it craves the butt-loving.
Anonymous hates furries, because calling attention to them draws attention away from its own twisted perversions.
Anonymous is a pedophile.
Anonymous has Oedipal desires, but can only dream and fap to them.
Anonymous actually faps to everything it mocks.
Anonymous primarily consists of 14 year old boys, or at least all anonymous is at heart.
If you confront an Anonymous with its true name, it will explode.
Anonymous knows no fear... because it's easy to be brave when your target can't fight back. Like beating up a kid in a wheelchair.
Anonymous will downvote this definition so it can feel better about itself, because that will somehow give it "lulz", which it exists entirely upon.
Anonymous mocks blacks, as its own tiny penis makes it feel inadequate.
Anonymous gay bashes, for inside it craves the butt-loving.
Anonymous hates furries, because calling attention to them draws attention away from its own twisted perversions.
Anonymous is a pedophile.
Anonymous has Oedipal desires, but can only dream and fap to them.
Anonymous actually faps to everything it mocks.
Anonymous primarily consists of 14 year old boys, or at least all anonymous is at heart.
If you confront an Anonymous with its true name, it will explode.
Anonymous knows no fear... because it's easy to be brave when your target can't fight back. Like beating up a kid in a wheelchair.
Anonymous will downvote this definition so it can feel better about itself, because that will somehow give it "lulz", which it exists entirely upon.
If an anonymous posts on 4chan and no one's around to read it, will it make a lol? Yes. Because anonymous will read its own joke to itself over and over as it faps to furry porn, amused by its own "intellect".
Anonymous gets laid more than any other person. Too bad it's only from cybering 36 year old men pretending to be 7 year old girls as they sit in their mother's basement, surrounded by Star Wars glasses.
Anonymous gets laid more than any other person. Too bad it's only from cybering 36 year old men pretending to be 7 year old girls as they sit in their mother's basement, surrounded by Star Wars glasses.
by Retired/b/tard December 15, 2008
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by Topazisdead December 16, 2008
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We are reasonably gay for one another.
We are one big group of cowards.
We do not forgive our parents for what they did.
We do not forget to put our names on our posts, we are simply too scared.
We will crush anything that stands in our way, providing it is someones email account or myspace page. Anything else is just too scary.
This is all we are...
...But all we will be hailed for is being the modern day D&D rejects.
/b/rohans gtg, MOM SAYS ITS TEH LIGHTS OUT TIME!
Expect us around 6pm 2moroz. Anonymous is waiting for mom's permission to come online again. :( (sad facez, ohhhs noe!)
We are reasonably gay for one another.
We are one big group of cowards.
We do not forgive our parents for what they did.
We do not forget to put our names on our posts, we are simply too scared.
We will crush anything that stands in our way, providing it is someones email account or myspace page. Anything else is just too scary.
This is all we are...
...But all we will be hailed for is being the modern day D&D rejects.
/b/rohans gtg, MOM SAYS ITS TEH LIGHTS OUT TIME!
Expect us around 6pm 2moroz. Anonymous is waiting for mom's permission to come online again. :( (sad facez, ohhhs noe!)
'if you call yourself anonymous and thumbs down this entry, you're a gutless tard. Smoke 8 dicks yo"
by Anonymous Warlock Guildmaster Douche May 9, 2008
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