Advice

Do you even hear yourself?

Iam "You really should take your own advice more. How is that not suffering stupidly?"

Hym "Oh and I know that I said it wasn't people but you all think that I'm worse than a not person so I don't see how you're not exactly the same. There's going to be a food shortage, apparently. While I'm starving to death (and you're not) I'll try to remind myself that it's my own fault and not everyone else's. I'll be like that guy who died because he couldn't afford insulin. Literally watching the hourglass of my life pour down to nothing and dying in terror while a retard who's dad owns half of the city I live in pays for me to live for free while my staff hires me women to fuck. I'm clearly the piece of shit here and I should have just got someone to pay me $100,000 to tell them that the sky is blue. Clearly entirely my fault."

Iam "Stop. This why everyone hates us."

Hym "They all hate anyone that isn't on their team anyway. Idiots."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2022

Cowboy advice

1. Be rootin
2. Be tootin
3. By god be shootin

4. And most of all be kind

I just gave you some COWBOY ADVICE

by RulerOfTime March 14, 2021

BHA (Based on Health Advice)

During the covid19 outbreaks in Australia between 2020-2022 Politicians often drove their own agendas by implementing a law or rule and justifying it by saying "Based on Health Advice". This started with the best of intentions but ended up a little self serving and crazy, particularly in places like Western Australia where they full on took the piss and you could pretty much say "Based on Health Advice you're going to jail"!
The public caught onto this and it became common to use this as a sarcastic tag line when making an excuse for getting what you wanted or making someone else suffer. This was called a BHA or "Based on Health Advice"

"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're shouting dinner".

I said to my girlfriend "BHA you're on top tonight"
"Sorry dude BHA you're not invited."
"BHA , i'm riding shotgun"
"BHA you're on dunny duty"

by ATM4 January 29, 2022

advice

don't trust Lucinda is Lit or Butterfly warrior. they want to kill the children and lock them in their basements

use this advice

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Advice

Advice is something helpful that you tell someone

Tom "Hey Betty, you should fucking kill yourself"
Betty "Maybe I should, that's some great advice"

by Advice420 May 14, 2019

Blokes Advice

A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.

Blokes Advice man: "Lads I need a hand putting this minga in her place."

by Whateverandever September 24, 2021

Sage Advice

1. Really bad advice from a guy named Sage.

2. Words of wisdom. Most likely not from a guy named Sage.

1. "Where ever you go, what ever you do - Fight complacency, and be an obstinate jerk." - Sage giving Sage Advice

2. "Be smart, listen, and don't suck." - Not Sage giving Sage Advice

by Not Sage September 25, 2007