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acrophobia 

The fear of acronyms. Was a popular online game in the late 90's, resurrected again recently to less popularity.
Acrophobia is the greatest game ever!
acrophobia by DirkD January 24, 2007

Autophilia 

the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac
"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
Autophilia by XC Girl June 24, 2008

sacrophiliac 

My boyfriend called me a sacrophiliac because I loved sucking and grabbing his gonads (testicles).
sacrophiliac by Sacrophiliac November 9, 2017

Agriphiliac 

An individual with an overwhelming fetish for plants. His or her life revolves around little shops of whores. In reality, what these individuals refer to as little shops of whores is actually just a regular flower shop.
1. George really needs to get laid, he just fucked a tulip infront of a children's field trip. What a fucking agriphiliac!

2. Dude, I am jonesing for some roses to quench my agriphilia

3. That guy just raped your garden, we should start a neighborhood agraphiliac watch Sally. Nobody is safe, not even the garden gnomes
Agriphiliac by notpat October 26, 2009

Auriphilia 

The sexual desire for ears; to be licked; kissed; etc.
I just found out Matt has auriphilia...
Auriphilia by FunnyTheme November 26, 2018

ammophilia 

Some of those Capitol invaders were packing duffels of high capacity clips. Those guys had serious ammophilia.
ammophilia by Cynicool January 18, 2021