rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

Accurhate

When something is surprisingly too accurate, you kinda hate it.

Took an online quiz that said there's a 95% chance I'll be single for life. Accurhate!

by HipsterNerd March 26, 2017

sexually accurate

A term used to describe when something is satisfactory in a manner seemingly sexual, but has no relation to sex itself. Can be used to describe to describe cuts of meat, an event, or a person.

(1) How do you like your steak?
sexually accurate
....

(2) Hey how was the party last night?
Oh great! i met this chick that was sooo sexually accurate
What does that even mean?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I AM A TOOL AND ARE MAKING UP WORDS TO FIT IN
Actually, sexually accurate is a word.
Oh.
Yeah.
...
...

by Dr. Segreto June 2, 2011

Hysterical Accuracy

'dramatic purposes'; changing the facts to make your story funnier or more interesting (and possibly to dodge potential defamatory / libel lawsuits)

some of the characters names and certain locations and events have been fictionalised for hysterical accuracy

by Peter Greenwall May 14, 2011

Accuracy International AWM

A bolt action sniper rifle manufactured in Great Britain. It is essentailly a scaled-up 7.62mm AW, rechambered for the .300 Winchester Magnum and .338 Lapua Magnum, both of which have greater range and flatter trajectory than the 7.62mm. It was recently adopted by the German armed forces.

British Guy #1: I say, old chap, this AW is a fine rifle, but we could make it even better. What say we chamber it in that American .300 Winchester Magnum round?

British Guy #2: Here here!

by JoeBob September 21, 2003

accuration

accuracy; accurate estimation

Achieve goals with accuration.

by Hercolena Oliver August 25, 2009

jerry-rig - it's not accurate The actual term is jury-rig

Jury rigging refers to makeshift repairs or temporary contrivances, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. Originally a nautical term, on sailing ships a jury rig is a replacement mast and yards improvised in case of damage or loss of the original mast. Jury-rig has been in use since 1788 but the adjectival use of "jury" in the sense of makeshift or temporary dates from at least 1616, when it appeared in John Smith's A Description of New England.

A false etymology is that "Jerry-rigged" was employed by World War II British troops to refer to the German use of scavenged parts to keep vehicles and weapons functional, from the use of "Jerry" as a pejorative term for German soldiers.

The jury-rigged (not jerry-rigged) contraption made do for now. (jerry-rig - it's not accurate The actual term is jury-rig)

by jahli October 17, 2011