Beef-in-a-Bottle

Farting in a Poland Spring bottle and preserving/fermenting it for the rest of your life.

Donny: Let me get a sip of your water, Harris?

Harris: Ain't no water in here dude, it's Beef-in-a-Bottle.

Donny: Nice, I have to make my own one of these days.

by gpc March 11, 2008

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Piss in a bottle

this is when you replace apple juice with piss and let your friend or friends take a nice gulp of "piss in a bottle".

EX: " dude hows the apple juice?"

"it tastes very different.....is it old?"
"no hahha its piss in a bottle! loololollolololol"

by shaz in a bottle December 4, 2009

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time in a bottle

The idea that you are imprisoned by habitual alcohol consumption.

I would love to find a job! But what to do about this time in a bottle.

by vectortec March 26, 2004

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Tell it to a bottle of scotch

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.

Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

by dexfan October 31, 2010

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niceness in a bottle

A term used to describe something really cool, awesome, or just plain fuckin sweet.

Look at dat! Look at dat! That was niceness in a bottle right there bitch!

by caliplaya January 25, 2006

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a bottle and vent

The act of buying a bottle or two of alcohol and venting with a long-time friend whom you haven't seen in a while. Great way to express feelings towards others and question life, totally wasted....

Stacy: Oh Nessa, I've missed you hella much gurl...!
Nessa: AW fuck, i miss you too! Lets get a bottle and vent :D

by pennyfor yourthoughts August 20, 2011

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