Absolomb

the belief and ability to love someone endlessly, regardless of time and place

his love for her was absolomb

by Relhapse September 3, 2016

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by BigWhomas September 29, 2018

Absolute Madlad

A true madlad is a combination of fearlessness & a total lack of common sense & self preservation. Always a contender for either the Darwin Awards or a prison sentence. Something along the lines of going on a bulldozer rampage in protest, booby-trapping a cabin built on land without a permit, ice fishing with dynamite, or attempting to do yoga on the ledge or flag poll of an apartment complex.

Only an absolute madlad like Inspector Zenigata would jump onto a race track during a race in an attempt to arrest a driver.

by Lieutenant Bacon Waffles November 24, 2019

Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018

Aboloneing

when a women presses her vagina up against a clear bit of glass. ie , a window or a glass door.

At a party at my place the other night i saw a girl walk up to a glass door drop her pants fully bend over and press her vagina right up against the glass. It looked like the abolone you see in the fish tanks at chinese restaurants. When i saw the girl do this i yelled look Megan is aboloneing.

by unit71 June 12, 2010

Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.

Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*

by Yobbbh August 23, 2018

absolute spoon

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising

You absolute spoon

by Hayoumug January 14, 2017