aaroning

Ignoring text messages and allowing them to show up as read first.

Aaroning:
Ashley: Hey
Ashley: what's up

*Read at 3:45*

by magicat September 29, 2013

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aaronized

To unwillfully destroy by use of excessive force.

My pliers were aaronized by my buddy when he used them trying to fix his car.

by Dogmatic422 August 23, 2014

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Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!

Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"

by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016

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AaronIbarra

A Caucasian Male known to have a micro penis and an enlarged rectum as the result of penitration by African American males. Also known for being extremely homosexual and enjoys distributing oral sex to men.

-You going to the party?
-If AaronIbarra is going I’ll go

-Why?

-Cause I’m gay

by DgurSlayer March 19, 2019

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