aardvark 

The A-10 close-support bomber is called an
aardvark because of its clumsy appearance. It's official nickname is the Thunderbolt, but everyone calls it aardvark.

There were some guys holed up with RPGs but we called in the aardvarks and that was it.

aardvark by magoo May 13, 2005

aardvark 

the first word in the dictionary

whats the first word in the dictionary?... ass, no its aardvark now

aardvark by PewPewKitty November 18, 2011

aardvark 

The Kingswood mascot!!

go aardvarks!!we're goint to kick Derby's ASS!!

aardvark by Dunya May 3, 2005

Aardvark 

A dim-wit, slow-moving, slow-talking, slimy joke of a human animal

Jim is just a f... aardvark

Aardvark by Naj September 15, 2005

Aardvark 

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

Aardvark by Al April 27, 2004

Aardvark 

Verb: to stick your toungue into the womans vagina only to pull out her crabs and swallow them and enjoy it. to aardvark or aardvarking

Guy1: Dude! I heard Guy3 finally got some last night on his first night of college!
Guy2: Wow really we should go ask him about it.
Guy1: Yo Guy3! We heard you lost your virginity!
Guy3: No I ended up Aardvarking and now i gotta use this shampoo and comb on my porno mustache. It was still tasty though!

Aardvark by Xilo October 18, 2008

Aardvark 

A term that is used to portray something better then description. Words such as "Awesome" or "Cool" can not stand up to it's power. This is a term commonly used in Connecticut or places in the north east.

1.) "Ase and Barbie are so aardvark, it's crazy!"

2.) "That is so NOT aardvark. I don't know what he was thinking."

3.) "Oh man we were seriously aardvark at the bowling ally the other day. we won two free games!"

Aardvark by Aseret November 26, 2006