ardvark

meaning alright, derived from the slang word ard, a short way of saying alright.

May put "O" before for emphasis. As in "O Ardvark!"

Ethan:"Yooooo, music theory homework... you do it?"

Evan:"Haha, yea right, ill do it during 4th period"

Ethan:"O Ardvark, same here."

by Shmead February 1, 2010

Skittish Aardvarks

Elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it's a confidential group with membership required.

"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"

Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.

Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.

Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!

Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.

by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 10, 2012

Hungry Aardvark

The act of finishing the act of fellatio by quickly placing the orifice of one's penis in one of the partner's nostrils and then ejaculating freely, with the streams of ejaculate acting as the 'tongue' of the 'Hungry Aardvark' searching for edibles.

Girl 1: So, how did that date go last night?
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.

by TheGoodReverend June 15, 2010

aardvarks nose

An uncircumcised cock.

Can you sweep the floor with that sir?

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

aardvark

In Britain it means hard work

working construction is aardvark

by W December 30, 2003

reverse aardvark

the act of blowing a load in a girls/boys rectum and then sucking it out with your nose.

johnnny game me a wicked reverse aardvark the other day... he busted a nut in my rectum and then proceded to suck it out with his nose... must be one of his fetishes

by finky June 24, 2006

aardvark

uncircumcised penis

the guy was hung like an aardvark

by Nynja2000 April 20, 2004