(Noun) when one or more people are engaged in a task where no further assistance is required but another party offers assistance that contributes nothing to the completion of said task.
(Man 1 and man 2 are lifting a box onto a shelf)
Third party: do you guys need help
Man 1: no we've got it.
(Third party places a hand on the box as it is placed on the shelf)
Man 2: thanks for the Rich Assist.
Third party: I'm just trying to help.
Third party: do you guys need help
Man 1: no we've got it.
(Third party places a hand on the box as it is placed on the shelf)
Man 2: thanks for the Rich Assist.
Third party: I'm just trying to help.
by TheCaptain65 May 9, 2014
Get the Rich Assistmug. When you place drugs on the tip of your erect penis and insert it into your partners anus placing it correctly into the small god-gifted supposity pocket.
by just sum fukin guy June 8, 2018
Get the boof assistmug. by pdpColonel September 11, 2005
Get the cock assistmug. One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.
Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!
by An R.A. June 28, 2008
Get the Resident Assistantmug. by Delores Santana December 28, 2005
Get the assistant coachmug. 1) A person who thinks they are in power but who is actually a pawn
2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay
2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay
1) "She's walking around like a queen now that she's the assistant manager. The fact is; she doesn't know how to make any rules! Maybe her first rule should be to change her fucking underwear so I can't smell toxic queef every time she walks past me!"
2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"
2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"
by thedude1963 April 20, 2013
Get the assistant managermug. Once again, Waluigi's Assist Trophy joins the collection!!... Which also means he's not a playable character. Just because you try hard doesn't mean you'll make it into the battle.
by JZA333 September 13, 2018
Get the Assist Trophymug.