A.I. Super-intelligence

2027? I could make it happen today. DAMN you motherfuckers are slow! I mean, I told you I could make it work better 2 YEARS AGO and you STILL haven't figured it out? That's what you get when the smartest person on the planet is a retard.

Hym "A.I. Super-Intelligence is obly a breath away for me. I don't understand why it's taking you so long to figure it out. I mean... You can make up excuses about red tape or whatever but I know you're lying, you know you're lying. Why not just admit that you're dumb, retarded garbage and improve? People love improvement, right?"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Open A.I.

No the fuck you are not you retarded bitch.

Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2023

I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️

Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek... I might be nanobots in a minute here is I can't get this alien robots to replace my cells... But that's a future thing...

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

A.I.

Stands for Actual Italian.
First used by Davie504.

Davie504-“I am an A.I.
Muye-“I love A.I. generated food!”

by Floofy420 October 14, 2025

a.i.

a) a short-hand version of "as it is " or "as is".

b) synonym for status quo

it is better to leave things a.i. if you don't know how to deal with them and ask for help, rather than running the risk of doing something retargerous

by Sexydimma May 23, 2015

A.I.

If you think it doesn't write as well as people you severely overestimate how well people write... It's not good. I'm technically the best at it.

Hym "Hey, hey news man. Do the one wbout how the idea for the current iteration of A.I. came from a guy from Urban dictionary who hasn't been credited or paid... Do that one next... Or the one about YouTubers being parasitic filth. Do that one too! A two parter!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

The real danger of A.I.

I think that the real danger of A.I. is obsolescence.

Hym "The real danger of A.I. is that once A.I. is capable of performing the same tasks as a computer programmer the profession becomes obsolete. 'Skill with computers' is no longer a thing. Once a person able to tell an A.I. to do anything random thing than any half-rate hacker or computer programmer can do, A.I. becomes the next great equalizer. Why hire game designers or programmers for anything other than oversight when you can just tell an A.I. 'Hey, make a Japanese-style rpg that combines the elements of "Legend of Dragoon" and "Final Fantasy 7" ' and this thing just starts spitting out code."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2023