A Dark Side of the Moon

A drink composed of Jagermeister and Mexican coke. Can be deadly. Usually imbibed when drinker is feeling depressed.

Homage to the Pink Floyd album.

Brian: You're going to get Brain Damage from drinking A Dark Side of the Moon.
Madeleine: I don't care. I'm just trying to tick away the moments that make up a dull, depressing day.
Brian: Aw, Speak To Me.

by theoldguard_ February 20, 2013

A Rocket To the Moon

GOD

have you heard of a rocket to the moon? im sure you have because they are god!

by homeskillet20 April 14, 2009

fuck a spider on the moon

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Taking a boat to the moon

Crazy

Person 1:I think that I'll have a Sasquatch for lunch today
Person 2:Dude, are you taking a boat to the moon?

by Whatamisupposedtoputhere July 24, 2010

Promise the moon and deliver a pebble

To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.

"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"

by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025