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To pull a Djokovic

To lie blatantly, even against all evidence and stick to your storyline till the very end. A very popular form of manipulation, frequently used in the Balkans, made popular in January 2022 by Novak Djokovic, Serbian tennis player, during his Australian Visa Fiasco.
Girl 1: Look at this guy, he told me yesterday that he is a first wave Bitcoin investor just so I let him do me a A2M. Girl 2: You got played girl, he's just a bum. He tried to pull a Djokovic on me as well just to get a rusty trombone.
by Tragumúrák2018 January 16, 2022
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DjDrew A.K.A. The BAUSE

A Beast Ass Dj Who Everyone Wishes They Were
Man I Wish I Was DjDrew A.K.A. The BAUSE
by Brownie! AKA Da BAUSE! December 27, 2011
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Adjustable

Adjustable means having the facility to be changed so as to match or fit, such as an adjustable spanner. It can also mean capable of being regulated, such as adjustable interest rates.
Adjustable office chairs means one size does fit all.
by AKACroatalin May 31, 2015
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Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.
by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011
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The "Fuck It" Adjustment

when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.

Brought to you by Danny Sexbang
"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
by Who gives a shit? December 11, 2013
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brogan adjustment

An american military technique of repairing broken DVD players.
Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a

Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"
by rjd1118 November 3, 2021
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spinal adjustment

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.
Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
by theinstigator December 13, 2013
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