Tooly McTooligan

A phrase to imply that someone is a SERIOUS tool (insult), or that done something really toolish.

Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel the need to buy the Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that I was saving up for!? There were loads of different types that you could have gotten!

Emily: To piss you off.

Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...

by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx July 26, 2006

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 20, 2007

tooly douche

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.

Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.

by MrBigSlick June 06, 2014

Tooly-yaga-baba-moment

This term is mostly used when an nba2k player gets his ankles broken while playing park

“He crossed the shit outta you noah, that’s a tooly-yaga-baba-moment

by Datnigga1243 October 20, 2019

Toolie

a hammer

i always keep that toolie on me just in case

by devilshyt July 22, 2023

Toolie

Where you hit a girl from the back and then you eat her out. Then you face fuck the shit out of you

Man1: yo my girlfriend let me toolie her
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic

by Jerk me silly. February 28, 2020

Toolie Toter

a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world

Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter

by minergirl69 September 28, 2023