Zooch

A bad ass mother who don’t take no shit from nobody! Will never turn down a chance to party. He will also keep the party going for days

Tim- text- yo what up

Larry-text- nothing still at zooch’s
Tim-text - that bad ass mother that party started 3 days ago

by It’s not just a name September 8, 2018

Zoach

A word that is used among west coast sports teams if someone makes a good play or does something good in general. Originated from people saying, “what up, coach?” after scoring a goal. Coach became zoach and thus the term “What up, zoach?” was born

*zack makes a shot*
Jared: What up zoach!!!

by Lil bangbang skeetskeeet October 13, 2018

zouclan

-ZoU- Zone of Ultima. Gaming clan on a few different mutliplayer games. Alot of people have their maps for jk2 and cs, their skins are popular.

lets match with zou clan

by CentrF December 7, 2004

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

Zoch

A super duper person everyone wants to know and be friend with.

by Zoch McGideon June 25, 2003

Zonched

A cannabis user that smokes so much erb that they start telling people they are totally "zonched".

Ted and I were in the fort, in the woods and were smoking some dank green. I turned to Ted and said "man I'm really zonched right now".

Original interpretation came from Adam Demamp of workaholics when he said he was "gonch" right now. When listening to this high in 2013, I heard zonched and a new word was born.

by RyGuy88140 September 30, 2016

Zoochosis

Mental disorder which occurs in animals that are kept confined. The afflicted animals suffer from intense psychological stress and often exhibit a range of neurotic behaviors.

"Prolonged captivity leads to zoochosis."

"That elephant has been rocking back and forth in its cage all day. It seems to be suffering from zoochosis."

"That bear is biting itself due to zoochosis."

by muirne December 18, 2017