zonked

Extremely intoxicated. Usually refers to alcohol intoxication but can also apply to marijuana or other drugs.

"Did you see that guy at the party? He was zonked!"

by VAKI5 May 07, 2005

Zonking

Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.

1.I don't want to go on the zonking school trip!

2.What the zonk?

3.I am zonked out!

(tired)

by #urbandefiner April 14, 2013

Zonking

To travel really quickly

"cmon quickly!"
"I'm a zonking!"

by Gromlin June 10, 2005

Zonked

To do so much LSD (Acid) consecutively that you reach a point were you are a shell of your former self, completely devoid of personality and life, you have no reaction to any kind of stimulus. You are dead, but alive... You are Zonked.

Man I'm afraid this next time I trip I'm just gonna be like "Zonk" and then gone.. no more, just a shell.. completely zonked out of reality

by QP0N August 16, 2010

zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.

by GuidoPosse69 February 10, 2005

Zonked

A level of being so high you cant lift the blunt up

Damn im zonked

by Coffleekid October 20, 2018

Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.

Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.

by DaddyPools November 08, 2017