A mystical creature , lives in dark shallow corners of classrooms mainly english classes far away from sunlight . Zompires sleep constantly even though it may seem that a Zompire is awake , it is asleep. Zompires are extremely sensitive to sunlight mainly due to their addiction to roacutan as well as the fact that they sleep all the time and hardly see sunlight . Zompires are carnivorous creatures that feed off the blood of human beings and human brains aswell due to the fact that they are essentially a mix breed of a zombie and a vampire and so they both hiss and make droning ghost type noises . When approached by a zompire do not panic , just use whatever light you have , shine it on the zompire and it will instantly turn to a pile of ash. Zompires main language is Dossish wchich consistof a series of the word doss eg: doooossed doooooosed dooooosed which means , im a zompire i will drink your blood , and eat your brains fear me.
Holy shit thats a zompire in my english class, oh no worries i will just open the blinds and he will turn to dust !
by Dr Doubell September 13, 2010
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by Zebadee32 August 23, 2006
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by The DangerZone February 1, 2010
Get the Zompopapoolas mug.Zombie hippopotamus. They reside in a part of West Africa that can't be reached unless you dig a hole exactly 93 feet 8 inches in the ground and stand in the hole for 6 and a half hours. You can only eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew during this time. Once you climb out of the hole after the 6 and a half hours are up, you will find yourself in The Unknown Region of Africa. The Zompos should be all around you watching. If they aren't, they probably just don't give a shit.
Oh and make sure you don't get killed. Sometimes that happens when you fuck with Zompos.
**Please don't try this because Zompos are not real. I shouldn't have to say that but there are some stupid ass people in the world so just don't be a dumbass.**
Oh and make sure you don't get killed. Sometimes that happens when you fuck with Zompos.
**Please don't try this because Zompos are not real. I shouldn't have to say that but there are some stupid ass people in the world so just don't be a dumbass.**
Stupid Kids: "Hey dude, we're gonna go try to ride a Zompo tonight. You wanna come?"
Smart Billy: "Nope."
Smart Billy: "Nope."
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