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Zombie hippopotamus. They reside in a part of West Africa that can't be reached unless you dig a hole exactly 93 feet 8 inches in the ground and stand in the hole for 6 and a half hours. You can only eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew during this time. Once you climb out of the hole after the 6 and a half hours are up, you will find yourself in The Unknown Region of Africa. The Zompos should be all around you watching. If they aren't, they probably just don't give a shit.
Oh and make sure you don't get killed. Sometimes that happens when you fuck with Zompos.

**Please don't try this because Zompos are not real. I shouldn't have to say that but there are some stupid ass people in the world so just don't be a dumbass.**
Stupid Kids: "Hey dude, we're gonna go try to ride a Zompo tonight. You wanna come?"
Smart Billy: "Nope."
by Ro-Bay May 17, 2011
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
by A. Danish November 27, 2007
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