Zoinks

When someone says some fucking beyond retarded shit and you have no idea what to respond

-"I wonder what its like to fuck a fish"

-"Zoinks!"

by FrenchBaguetteBoy July 21, 2018

zoinks

a word that shaggy used in Scooby Doo. it died down for a long time but recently Andrew McKenna has made it extremely popular among his friends and colleagues.
Andrew uses it when he scores a goal in FIFA.

Dang that was a nice goal. ZOINKS!

by Jurgis January 4, 2009

Zoinkus Boinkus

a jew who walks the vast spider land known as Australia, 4chan, Reddit, and your discord servers these commonly come with e-girls from New Zealand but only use their e-girl to hide their homosexuality.

these people may also be disguised as people named 'zack' (any spelling of it)

these are KOS please keep away from children

'person 1' i saw a zoinkus boinkus hitting up some girl from Instagram
'person 2' was he with anyone
'person 1' yeh, he was with a dude called Chad
'person 2' typical zoinkus boinkus

by king of jews slayer of muslums February 10, 2019

zoinks

Slang for sexual favors

"That girl is so drunk, she's giving free zoinks"

by Scrapheap May 12, 2007

zoinks

I just utterly took something from you and you didn't even realize...

Proper usage after taking object: "ZOINKS!"

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

Zoinks

The expression of which when you are frightened,scared,etc.

Oh Zoinks!

by Rakrad November 16, 2017

Zoinks

Zoinks is said with-in a group of people, when each individual is ejaculating. Once this action has been performed many many times by each person. Then a member of the group can call out zoinks and trigger a mass, spontaneous ejaculation

"ZOINKS"

by BoricJarl March 1, 2018