zoid

one who plays video games to the point where his/her eyes start to bleed

That zoid played Zelda for 14 fucking hours straight the other day.

by big burls September 17, 2002

ZOID

An exremely lame joke or quip that when said is followed by silence from everyone around you, not uncommonly followed by blank stares or looks of disbelief. When a zoid is uttered it is customary for one of the zoiders freinds or aquantinces to point this out by saying "zoid". You are only allowed three in an evening. The results of the third zoid is that the zoided party may not speak the rest of the night. It is rare that a third zoid is achieved but it can be done by the less witty, and humorless of us.If it is achieved,the party that is not to talk must be silent, if caught talking there should be repercussions. These can vary.

You are at a nightclub with your freinds and a fine girl walks by with some large breasts. One of your less than debonair freinds complements her by saying "Hey why dont you and your two freinds join us for a drink." After she backhands him and throws her drink in his face, You reply "Zoid , two more and you can't talk the rest of the night ."While shaking your head in dissaproval.

by scranton October 17, 2006

zoid

(Zoid)
1.The slang term for "white person", derived from the word "Caucasoid".

2.A derogatory term used to describe a know it all/uppity (white) person, usually a racist (white).

The zoids would like to humanity owes them something.

by SomedudeinJeans March 13, 2008

zoid

Another slang word commonly used to refer to a female, can be an individual or a group.

1) Check out that pack of zoids over there
2) That is a pretty nice zoid

by bukkake fashions October 21, 2008

zoided

after studying for countless hours for college finals. your brain has turned to a humus like substance. and all motor functions are noticably impared.

after looking over 15 chapters of accounting and not comprehending any of it we drank beer and realized that you must always debit cash.

by donovan gravlee December 14, 2004

zoid

A Warforged wizard/fighter/rogue in the Dungeons and Dragons campaign realm of Eberron. Zoid can be found on the Sarlona server in Dungeons and Dragons Online.

"Zoid prepared to cast magic missle into the darkness."

by Darcy Klyne May 12, 2008

Freaky Zoid

Just another word for a crazy hoochie mama.

A Freaky Zoid is a person in a lttle black dress, and heels, they will probably be going to a party.

by themightygobstoppertotherescue October 30, 2010