egyptian zipline

A hard-on that you get at night which keeps you from sleeping.

The teacher asked Tommy why he failed his test. He said it was because he had an egyptian zipline last night.

by Egyptianzipline4lyfe November 1, 2013

led zepplin

A misspelled version of Led Zeppelin. A definition provided by an individual too retarded to spell correctly.

Hey Lick Mah Nutz, you are too retarded to spell the name of the greatest group ever. Go lick your own nutz, like my dog.

by Jimmy Page September 10, 2003

zepplin race

when a ladies breasts are larger than the norm, but firm enough to hold their own.

"wow , look at the norks on her, its neck and neck in the zepplin race"

by A B Thomas September 10, 2005

zeppling

The act of listening to Led Zepplin

Dude, I was zeppling so hard last night I broke my coffee table along with everything in my kitchen.

by Kyle Deline September 4, 2005

Led Zepelin

spell it right for cryin' out loud! it's Led Zeppelin.

please write Led Zeppelin not Led Zepelin next time you find yourself needing to write down/type out the name of one amazing rock group.

by ledzeprock July 28, 2008

zipline

when a hair on your asshole goes from one asscheek to the other

i went to to wipe my ass and i found a zipline

by biggerDaddy666 December 30, 2016

led zepplin

As previously stated, led zepplin is the correct spelling for the millions of worthless people in this world that have no concept of what music is. Contrary to popular belief, Led Zeppelin was actually started in England in 1968 by God. If you think Misty Mountain Hop is a dance that the hobbits in Lord of the Rings perform, you do not know the zep. If you believe Achilles' Last Stand was the ultimate battle scene in the movie Troy, you do not know the zep. If you don't know that Baby, Come on Home was originally entitled Tribute to Bert Berns, you do not know the zep. Now that I've weeded out 97.3% of you, I would like to take the opportunity to thank those that actually know zeppelin and appreciate their music for what it truly is. Also, to the idiot that posted an entry praising zeppelin, who was trying to be cute and include hidden songs in their message and actually said "secret of evermore" may God and John Bonham have mercy on your soul.

God:Religion::Led Zeppelin:Music

For those of you out there who are in need of names for your children, might I suggest Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, or John Bonham followed by your last name.

by roy harper July 26, 2004