Zen

The art of making something yourself to achieve a higher quality than would otherwise be expected.

Guy 1: I'll feel like pasta tonight, I'll go get some ragu from the shop.
Guy 2: No need, we have some tomatoes, let's do a Zen and make it ourselves.

by Timmeeh May 26, 2005

Zen

Doing a Zen is the worst possible insult given to a person who thinks they can drive but then tries to and then totally fucks up.

Friend 1 "Did you see Zen the other day?"
Friend 2 "Yeh, he did a Zen again.."
Friend 3 "What a Clive"

by El Keighley November 27, 2013

Zen

Zen is an amazing guy. He will always be there for you no matter what. He is one of the best people to be in a relationship with. He acts childish but in a very cute way. He is very caring and adorable. If you know a Zen, don't let him go.

Zen is adorable.

by hoe.bitch March 25, 2020

Zen

Its a fucking DUCK

Bro why the fuck are you such a ZEN, are you fucking dumb?

by InfagFC March 27, 2019

Zenning

Zenning. verb/adverb. stemmed from eastern word chán (禪) & sankrit word dhyāna.

Zenning is our pop culture way of saying "Hey look Im gonna take a mental hiatus from this bonkers world of greed and materialism. To do something enlightening for a change & meditate."
Sitting in the Lotus Position, breathing deeply & slowly. Creating inner peace and harmony with self. That can be of good use to the world when done.

"Im so Zenning out your negativity."

by S. Oni July 30, 2011

zen

One way to think of zen is this: a total state of focus that incorporates a total togetherness of body and mind. Zen is a way of being. It also is a state of mind. Zen involves dropping illusion and seeing things without distortion created by your own thoughts.

"Sun is warm, grass is green."

by justanotherperson July 28, 2005

Zenness

a trait where peace, calmness, and inner awesomeness are all intertwined.

Mallory has an abundant amount of zenness.

Professor Nutella: Children, zenness is a trait we all long for.

by Hamtaro of Albanialand December 26, 2010