Volodymyr Zelensky

Former actor and comedian who is now the president of the nation of Ukraine. Also holds the world record for having the largest balls of any human being in history.

Volodymyr Zelensky is a complete fucking badass.

by mayanaze March 2, 2022

zelensky bounce

When you've got plenty of dick and huge balls and you are absolutely jackhammering the hottest woman you've ever seen.

"Oh my god, you guys, Sally came ove last night and I gave her the Zelensky Bounce. It was rad."

by Elmstrosity March 16, 2022

Zelenskyy

The most based man to ever exist, and current leader of the free world. (would let him cum inside)

Zelenskyy is the most based person to ever exist on the face of this earth. The sheer weight of his balls require buildings to be reinforced before he enters them.

by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

Wide Zelensky

upgraded wide putin.
a total chad
putin is a virgin

"Wide Zelensky is so hot."

by drier than the atacama March 9, 2022

Zelenia

A beautiful Puerto Rican girl with a little attitude and a lot of ambition. She will definitely be successful with a little determination.

I know I will be successful but not as successful as zelenia will be.

by its me boy October 26, 2016

Zeleza

(sometimes go by Millet) is the greatest motherfucker of all the time, talks to the most gayass bitches and hangs out with cool people. He is usually black and his mum is often a very attractive woman. He is in most times broke and asks for money. If you do not share your money with him, he can become a demon to you and ruin your life. He works at the condom factory outside of school. Be great to him and he will be NOT great to you.

Ohh fuck off Zeleza, you are such a loser!!

by apollozelezaidk March 11, 2022

Zelenskyy

Someone with unmeasured courage and an extremely large penis.

He's a fucking Zelenskyy

by Neurodivergent Spicy Latte March 17, 2022