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Zeke

God of intelligence, although sort of a nuisance, he has his moments. Although the greatest person to grace this planet and stand on our very earth, he will spit on your eyeball.

Is a basketball.
Bob: All praise Zeke.

John: no he bad

Zeke: spitball
by Sir_Oliver-Henrik_the-III September 21, 2022
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Zeke

Zeke is a sweet, quiet boy who cares for you a lot, though he might not show it. Fuck all of those UD's saying he's a dickhead. I love him.
What the fuck is the point of this
uHm
"I love Zeke?"
by I hate it on UD May 30, 2021
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Zeke

Zeke will get to the money regardless, no matter what he must do, no matter who he must hurt
Zeke aint playing about that money you owe him
by Yk how November 22, 2021
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Zeke

Zeke is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He’s funny and very caring. He is the person that everyone wants.
“Have you met Zeke”
Yeah I like him
by Heyyyyy;) November 27, 2019
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Zeke

Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.
"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."

"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."

"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."
by Latraven May 17, 2016
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Zeke

1. A quiet person. Usually has few true friends, but leeches onto other groups of people as they walk by.

2. A person who may appear accepted in school, but his/her outside life includes all night video game fests.
(Person 1) Dude, ur really weird. You act like such a Zeke whenever you refuse to go to parties because of obligations to D&D.
(Person 2) Well, if you were a lvl 30 mage lord, you would play D&D all night long too.
(Person 1) I thought you were cool in school man...
by Mailman March 30, 2004
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Zeke

Zeke’s a goat the can pull your bitch any day
Zeke gets hoes
by I got waves June 20, 2019
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