Zeke

One beer drinking son of a bitch

Have you seen zeke the other day?? He was drunk again for the 3rd week in a row

by Cmashburn March 5, 2020

Zeke

Zeke is a very attractive, funny male with a big penis. Whenever he makes a joke, you laugh unintentionally. He is just that funny. He is a graduate of Kai Cenat’s rizz academy. He is known to be Kay Flock’s homie since day 1 as well.

“Zeke is the cutest boy in his class”- randon treesh

by Janiqua Joseph November 22, 2021

Zeke

Zeke will get to the money regardless, no matter what he must do, no matter who he must hurt

Zeke aint playing about that money you owe him

by Yk how November 22, 2021

Zeke

Zeke is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He’s funny and very caring. He is the person that everyone wants.

“Have you met Zeke”
“Yeah I like him”

by Heyyyyy;) November 27, 2019

Zeke

Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.

"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."

"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."

"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."

by Latraven May 17, 2016

Zeke

1. A quiet person. Usually has few true friends, but leeches onto other groups of people as they walk by.

2. A person who may appear accepted in school, but his/her outside life includes all night video game fests.

(Person 1) Dude, ur really weird. You act like such a Zeke whenever you refuse to go to parties because of obligations to D&D.
(Person 2) Well, if you were a lvl 30 mage lord, you would play D&D all night long too.
(Person 1) I thought you were cool in school man...

by Mailman March 30, 2004

Zeke

Zeke’s a goat the can pull your bitch any day

Zeke gets hoes

by I got waves June 20, 2019