zoomphobia

When you go to way too many zoom meetings and are afraid if zoom.

I went to too many online classes, now I have zoomphobia 🤣🤣🤣

by anonymous September 14, 2020

zoophilia

These are people who are attracted to animals, this bullshit trend has been going viral on TikTok.
These retard of humans have sexual feelings towards something that you keep as a pet. I just can't mentally process how a human can do that. Either these people who are doing it online are doing it for the fame, or they're just fucking mental. Go get help you no good bastards.

Kid 1: " I support zoophilia"
Kid 2: " Fucking low life"

by cheesebrub January 7, 2022

Zoophilia

clear terms to all you bright people.
Its when you fu** an animal.
Period.

"Hey Sparky, you like the taste of penis don't you? Yes you do, yes you do!

by NateK July 28, 2005

Zoophilia

A word used in place of "bestiality", often with the intention of making the practice sound more dignified.

"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is removed to protect dolphinlovers, musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children." from www.dolphinsex.org

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Zenphobia

Disorder where one gets frustrated with the "let's be zen culture" and express negative emotion at the sight of zen Buddhist (often misrepresented) ideals , and attitudes that has spread all over the western culture.

May also include a strong reaction of disgust towards yoga doing, Lululemon wearing hipsters who think they act like they are all 'zen' and peaceful but in actuality they are just doing it cause all their friends are doing it. matter of fact, they hate it so they go and buy expensive sweatpants for motivation.

Guy1: ohhh dude why did that guy punch the girl with the yoga mat on the street for no reason at all.
Guy2: oh yea, he must have zenphobia
Guy1: oh she looks so zen passed out on the street
Guy 2 punches the Guy 1

by ANTH2010-ZENPHOBIA October 27, 2010

Zoophilia

sexual intercourse beteen a human and an animal.

person 1 " whats it call when a human has sex with an animal?"

person 2 " its called Zoophilia"

person 1 "oh"

by olaf the pimp January 4, 2007

Zenophobia

The inability to calmly reflect on bogus news.

'No, we don't pay the fuckin' EU £350M a week to regulate the curve of our bananas - so that is no reason to ruin our children's future by leaving the EU - calm down, now is not the time for tabloid induced zenophobia.'

by Cheese-Mogg September 19, 2021