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zog machine

a slang term for the Zionist Occupation Government. This is a belief that many white nationalists or neo-fascists hold.
The white man's real enemy is the ZOG machine.
by crazydaveyhonboreas June 18, 2006
mugGet the zog machinemug.

King Zog

King of Albania from 1918-1939. Has done many great things for the country, such as reforming education, pledging for women's rights and uniting the country. Was exiled after Italy invaded Albania. Smoke 200 cigarettes per day, survived 55 assassination attempts, one which he shot back at his murderer. He died in France in the 1960s.
Random dude : Yo, have you heard of King Zog of Albania?
Historian : ...Who?
Random dude : Yeah, me neither.
by NickWilde October 27, 2016
mugGet the King Zogmug.

ZOG dog

an individual who laps up almost every ZOG message, typically from their corporate overlords in the (((ruling class))).
He is a ZOG dog who does what he's told because he will get virtual points/group approval for holding the _correct opinions_ or faces the consequences of having his collar tighten around his neck when his owner yanks on the leash of disenfranchisement to society.
by especially cared for July 9, 2019
mugGet the ZOG dogmug.

Planet zog

A planet for retards discovered by Ian Moore the king of the internet
by Flying Bhavesh December 9, 2021
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zogged

To have your spot blown up. To get deaded or owned by another person. To be hated on to the point where someone yells 'zogged'.
zogged.
Get zogged.
Ohhhhhhh zogged.

He got OD zogged on.
by jammed12345 June 10, 2011
mugGet the zoggedmug.

Zog, Mr.

The world's preeminent manufacturer of surfboard wax, best known for his Sex Wax brand.
Before we hit the beach, I need to stop at the surf shop and pick up some Mr. Zog's for my board.
by eric h July 23, 2004
mugGet the Zog, Mr.mug.

Zog

An alternative to 'Pog', coined by OdaBlock
ZOG, ZOG! - That guys is a ZOG!
by LaFlaur October 25, 2022
mugGet the Zogmug.

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