zeus

1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals.

2.) A guy that will fuck anything.
Joe is such a zeus, just look at him go at with that dead possum!
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
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Slang for a ZSU 23-4. A Russian anti-aircraft weapons platform.
Watch out for a Zeus, they'll turn our planes into scrap metal.
by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004
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Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt.

Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.
1. Colonel Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay zeused Hiroshima.

2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.
by ChipSlap February 01, 2005
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Zeus

Adjective.

Zeus (noun) is formally know as the "king" of all Greek deities and ruler of Mount Olympus. As an adjective it is used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, indescribable, and so on. It is most often used in place of the word "epic" because that is just getting annoying.
-Yo dude, that party last night was so zeus.

-STAR TREK WAS SO ZEUS!
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ex. Zeus got a little excited when Gina walked on by.
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Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)
I'm gonna go all out zeus on you bitch!

and Judas Priest rocks! FUCK ALL UR PUSSY RAP SHIT!
by NooDLES October 14, 2004
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describing something awesome or perfect
by Coach Adams September 09, 2006
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