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No YumYum without con dums!

prevention to avoid unwanted pregnancies. Or, when you are horny but you can't do it with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Boy: I'm kinda horny
Girl: Not tonight babe, no yumyum without con dums!
by 712ea March 1, 2011
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Yumyumbublegum

yumyumbublegum is a word used by illiterate fools who forgot how to spell "bubblegum".
Sean: I have a friend called yumyumbublegum, he forgot how to spell bubblegum.
by Properties May 8, 2010
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yumyum tube

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.
Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"
by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007
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yumyutz

moron,idiot,druggy, person who does things so stupid it is asinine, dear friends who treat friends with disrespect..see NUMBNUTS
examine your own friendships closely. My former so called "friend" was a major yumyutz.
by CNYMASC February 23, 2008
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yumyums

kosher marshmellows, chips, or other treats and goodies fit for meadocrashing
by foir July 20, 2011
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yumyumsex

When a girl and a guy are having intercourse and the guy sticks his hand in the good place, dips it in butter, then sticks it in there again. He then grabs her at the hip and uses a pickle to pry her open. He then eats the pickle hole, throws up and she eats the barf. Fun.
Timmy and I had yumyumsex last night, while we filmed it.
by Futurehacker102039 October 12, 2011
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Yumyumsoose

A soose that is numyum
Im gonna dip my patapot into de yumyumsoose
by Crispsouse September 30, 2019
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